Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Daniel Smeb
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Ola Wagstrom
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Lil' Manius
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Andrej Doskocil
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Alexander Selich
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Slip McScruff
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Elizabeth Doyle
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Geezus Kryyst
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Elizabeth Doyle
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Monkey D. Luffy
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Matt Kholin