The Detroit Falcons got the rookies together at the house of veteran Cal Labovitch, who just happens to have a legit UFC octagon in the backyard. After a night of drinking and having a ton of fun, as champions due, somebody thought it was a good idea to start an MMA tournament to crown the toughest rookie as a team building exercise. Kolja Kekkonen gets a bye to the finals because he was the drunkest, so it was 2nd pick Sammy Blaze against last pick James Kimanje. The cocky Blaze, fresh off of a few Smirnoff Ice's, tripped and fell when entering the octagon, knocking him out cold for the easy victory. The second fight saw Zakkira Diporov against Biggs Secksy, which was another upset as the large and in charge Secksy just sat on Diporov until he tapped out. Kimanje came out to take advantage of the distracted Secksy, but was knocked out by an accidental flail of Secky's flabby arms.

The big final of Biggs Secksy vs. Kolja Kekkonen was a real team builder, as thousands of dollars were spent betting on the main event. It did not disappoint as the fresh Kekkonen just ran literal circles around Secksy until he threw up all the vodka cranberries, which he then slipped on, giving him a concussion and winning the competition for Biggs! Fun was had for all!