1) What experiences, if any, do you have with the SHL or any other simulated sports league? How are you liking the site so far?  What brought you to the SHL? Experience is not required!
I have literally no experience with the SHL. I made a player because a lot of my friends in other sim leagues have players over here and recommend me try it. That being said, I have a player in the NSFL and am currently a minor league GM over there as well. I also have a player in PBE. Both are max earning, but both completely suck in the sim - especially my NSFL player. 

The SHL site is probably the best of the three I'm in. The banking portal is literally revolutionary. 

2)Our locker room where we discuss all things SHL and otherwise is hosted on Discord, is that something you currently use? If yes, what is your Discord name? If not, would you be interested in trying it out?
Yep! iStegosauruz#1669

3) FHM gives you the freedom to build towards a specific player type, is there a type of player that you are looking to build? Colorado has a slew of people ready to help you get the most from your first few seasons.
I know literally nothing about hockey. I'm from Alabama, so like we don't have ice. I can't even skate personally. The town I live in has a skating rink around Christmas that we open up and I used to take girls there in college just to act a fool and trip over myself because they found it cute and endearing. So basically, I'll do whatever a team needs because I have no clue whats going on. When I made my player I told Ace I wanted to score goals because that does sound cool and he helped me tailor my build to do that, but I'm willing to change it or pivot if a team needs. Just let me know what I need to do and I'll do it. 

4) What is your favorite dinosaur?  Would you like to be part of the Dino Gang? Do you like or hate the Toronto Maple Leafs?
My username is literally a dinosaur. I was made to be in Colorado. Bring me home!

As I said in #3 I know nothing about hockey so google tells me the Toronto Maple Leafs are an NHL team. If I'm supposed to like them now is your chance to influence my opinion. If I'm supposed to hate them, once again nows the chance to influence my opinion. 

5) This question is designed to be open ended because filling these out is lame and time consuming. Tell us a bit more about yourself! Have a weird hobby? What games do you like to play? What other sports besides hockey do you enjoy? We're interested in growing a fun and inclusive locker room based team culture in Colorado and we want to know if you'll be a good fit so it's important for us to try to get to know you a little more!


Oh lordy y'all did not know what you were doing with this question. I love talking about myself. Its a SERIOUS problem. 

I'm a recent college graduate who started in sim leagues back in February because I was looking for something to do because of COVID. I joined the NSFL and fell in love with it because of my great minor league locker room - shoutout to the Dallas Birddogs. I stuck around, ended up becoming a GM, joined PBE, joined here, and it just keeps growing. To some people this is my weird hobby, but who gives a fuck I love it. 

In my little remaining free time when I'm not sim testing in the NSFL I enjoy playing league of legends. Once upon a time I was pretty good but now I'm absolute trash. Its still fun though, but fun in the way that having a 12 year old tell me I'm toxic and that he's going to sleep with my mom is. I'm not sure why, but you can't tear yourself away. 

In real like I'm a scrawny git and was never particularly athletic. I played soccer and basketball in high school. Our soccer team was alright, our basketball team one won game a year. We were god awful. I'm 5'11" and was our starting center. That should tell you everything you need to know. In an attempt to keep my shapely figure in college I run a lot - I average around 5 miles day. used to be more but I got lazy. It keeps me in shape, if being a literal string bean was a shape. 

I eat way too many PB&Js. They're cheap and delicious. I make a mean pan of brownies but burn cookies every time. My go to meal to cook for someone so they think I'm sophisticated is chicken parmesan. I can't really make anything else fancy, so if you hang out with me more than once expecting a great meal we're in trouble. 

I hate horror movies. All those people in high school who told you to take the cute girl to a scary movie because you could put your arm around her and comfort her were wrong - it doesn't work. Not when I literally piss myself in fear and run out of the movie theater. My standards for what is a horror movie is incredibly low too. When I was like 6 I saw ET in theaters and had to leave. The thing is fucking creepy looking - don't judge me. I refuse to watch it still.