Hello everyone.

Today we look at andrei muck draft. Best muck draft of all muck draft because andrei is not only best player, also but GrandMaster and best Scowting.

1. San Francisco Pride - Liam Slate

No surprise here with first overwall pick like all expert agree : NFL Brezerker all-star Liam Slate. But stil, lets look at wat make Liam stand out so more.
Hear is Liam Rating :



Slate is a 74 meter long and 185 meter large player with good skill. He have gane most TPE in all roockey player and he transform TPE for pure skill. Look.
He play Position Rear Window and even if he hav no interest in AGRONOMY or BRAZIL. he put 15 in DETROIT. wierd.
Then you think wow Slate have many TPE, well he have even more TPL. FIFTEEN.
He also have good LEAF point and decent Tempo. He is very PROFFESSIONNALL but struggel with ACCNEA.
AGING is good, and BALDNESS come naturaly.
Now, am not going to ly, i not kno wat SPD mean. So i use google and hav anser. It mean Sozialdemokratische Partei Deutschlands. Social Party Democratic of Germania. Is good to hav.
He is STAR player so of corse he have point hear.
FIGURE skating can be better. Only faive point.
SCROLLING is okay, you only need on computer any way.
GTO i tink is Grand Thef Otto ? not sure. pass.
PASTA is important stat for have. Look at Pastor Nak, he have good Pasta stat. He should play with Bread. Good line.
PHARMACY is good, he hav tirteen. If he get hert, he can heal with medicamand.
SAC is Shoot As Clean so he put 12 because he want to be almost good like andrei.
Shooting Ranch is not important stat and Ofensive Read is good for wen you read news about bad game and you not want to be ofended. Verry important in canada.
CHEATING is good with 11.
FOF mean Farting Out Far. not important
HIT is most important stat and Slate wait for SHL unluck all TPE for invest all in it.
POS is ofensive word so is good for have Ofensive Reading before you read it.
Shooting BLOCKS is good wen you play minecraft but not in SHL.
SCHRODINGER is for how good you is with philosephy and problem solveling. Liam is big brain.
Finaly, DeFlection Rate is very good wen you stand in front of net, like Liam make.

Wow big analaize, i hope i get good money.
Let continuate with Liam Seasson 54 result.



Okay. So Slate make 50 Gol point in only 7 Game. No question he is best rookey in leeg.
He hav make 9 Atack and is Punish 16 time for it.
He finish +4 with 8 PIM point.
He also make 50 Shoot Out Gol and have 14% Short Hand Gol. Impressive.
10 Hits, 17 Gol versus Atack and 12 Tecknical Knok Awt. Wow. Strong player.
13 Stick Break during seasson and 54 GRINDS. Liam is real goon.
He have better Ofense grinding then Defense grinding and he ask for 9 minute of Time Out Ice.
He also only use 4 second for toilet and 6 second for shooting time. amazing.

You tink andrei analisis stop hear, but and hav real hockey noledge, so we look at advance stat.



Agane, 50 gol. But also, Pass Domination is 101.6. Big number. Most be good.
GirlFriend of 60 year old, he have two. Almost tree.
Gol Avrage ? 2.2 every game. compare at NHL, only Greatski and Lemew come closse.
San Francisco will choose Slate for first pick 28 time out of 60.
San Andreas too.
Confirm Fans ? 423. Imagine wen he is draft SHL.
Confirm Autograf ? 408. New city wil love Liam like NFL love him.
Confirm Fan % = 50. Good popularity.
Confirm Fan % Relatively to andrei ? -7.1. Not bad.
Facebook Folower : he hav 327
Facebook Ads : 303 good marketing
Agane, good persentage but not so good compare to andrei. Is normal. Andrei best player. 112 twitter folower. Most bigest in leeg. folow me twitter.com/AndreiKostitsyn

So like you can sea, Liam is worty of draft no1. He have big TPE, amazing build and it sho great result.
Lets go see no2.

2. Tampa Bay Barracuda - Colin Lambert



Here already you see Adam Lambert use cheet because he hav 16 in stat dat you can not change and should be 15. He even put CHEETING stat at 7 so you think he not cheet. Very big brain.
He have 14 in AGING so he need 14 if PHARMACY for compenslate.
16 in PASTA make him best cook in all roockey.
With 14 in STAR player he is eazy choice for Tampa Bracuda.


3. Toronto North Stars - Rikard Bjerg

Bjorg he have 13 in STAR stat so it make him good pick for north stars at number 3.


4. New Orleans Specters - Terrence "Big Terry" Smith

Smith is -7 so he is perfect pick for New Orleen Spectaters.

5. Minnesota Chiefs -Theo Kondos

Kondos invest 7 in BRAGGING so team tink he is good and he also have 11 in PASTA so he is perfect for minesota chefs.

6. Baltimore Platoon - Teddy Park

Teddy have 3% gol but then jukka too and they say he is very good.

7. Texas Renegades - Axel Foley

Foley is BRAVE player wich is wat you need for texas grenades.

8.  New England Wolfpack -Ryu Jones

NEW want pass player for play with andrei and ryu will invest all futur point in pass.

9.  Calgary Dragons -Mack Daddy

cAl drA mAc dAd

10.  Edmonton Blizzard -Alexander Oscarsson

maybe blizzard draft Mack Daddy, becose they both sound like they are from mcdonald
but Oscar's son is -20 so he can make other player look beter

11.  New England Wolfpack - Asclepius Perseus Flitterwind

i never remember teamate name. at least now i have good reeson.

12.  Tampa Bay Barracuda -Connor Hutton

is good hockey player name

13.  Edmonton Blizzard - Devin Basher

Devin is like Natalie Imbruglia. he only hav one hit

14.  Tampa Bay Barracuda - Joorgustraad DuBolk 

dubolk is handicap player. all his defolt stat is 4.


15.  New England Wolfpack - Walton Stromberg

pass player.

16.  Tampa Bay Barracuda - Igor Victory

he win


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