“Hello and good afternoon everyone. My name is Augustus Wang. I’m a professional hockey player for the Buffalo Stampede of the SHL. You may have heard of my team or you might’ve watched Team Canada bring home the gold medal in the IIHF World Championship, which I was also a part of. Well, I’m here today to talk to you about how to improve your own lifestyle through physical activity. One of the first things you need to do is to recognize whether or not you’re actually good at the sport and if you’re physically gifted enough to become a real athlete. If you feel that you’re neither of those, then you should re-think your life choices. Next, you can check out my partners over at SHLKush.com where we are giving you guys an “exclusive” deal with 20% off on your first orders of “equipment” using coupon code WANG20. Don’t forget to “ask” for your parents’ credit card information, social security number and credit score when buying stuff on SHLKush.com because we care about safety. I hope you all enjoyed my TED talk! Have a good day.”