James Hagan travelled back to his hometown high school in Dallas, Texas, to give his little spiel of inspiration. He was already a bit chaffed at the school's administration, as they told him that he could not bring alcohol for the students, nor could he open his speech by shotgunning a beer. Disappointed, Hagan sipped fireball from a yeti cup like the lunatic he is. He decided to forego the usual crap that inspirational speakers like to vomit at teenagers, and instead decided to try and entertain everyone, and answer questions about the life of a professional athlete. There were many questions for him to tackle, many of them simply about training, how much work you do, and that sort of thing, but eventually he was asked about what he does outside of sports. It was here that he got real - he parties, drinks, goes out on the town, even when he has games, but he still lights the lamp the very next day. It was also here that he sprung his entertainment for the day, by throwing beer cans to the crowd and telling them to get after it.

Safe to say, he's not getting invited back.