I am sure that Jimmy Slothface would be very awkward and fumble his way through any kind of inspirational message to school kids. He would probably write a speech about sticking to your dreams and goals, no matter what obstacles life throws at you. Something generic like that, but still actually has an application to Jimmy's real life too. But, Jimmy is not the best public speaker. He would probably stammer a little bit when he realizes how nervous he is, and he would probably talk fairly quickly throughout the speech. But, he would get through the whole ordeal, and hopefully a few of the kids in the audience connected with something he said. Jimmy would probably hang around after to see if any of the kids wanted to chat one on one or in smaller groups. He is much more comfortable that way. Maybe that would be the way that he would connect with the next "Jimmy Slothface." Or more likely the kids would just want to go do something else with their free time.

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