Bork Lazer was asked to go back to his local elementary school to talk to third graders about motivation in life. Bork Lazer decides that he has to be straight with these dumb ass kids. Listen you little fucks you cannot be a simp. You start simping and thinking anyone will just give you what you want you are dead in the water. You have to be like me Chad Daddy Bork Lazer. you have to be a chad and take what is yours. Like your simp teacher is not going to stop me from giving you little shits a god honest truth in  speech. Here comes the principal trying to escort me out of the building but that simp did not realize he ordered from popeyes chicken cause he just ate this two piece from Bork Lazer. So you see kids take what you want and if not given  violence is the answer, I mean it works for the united states of america in conflicts.