S55 PT #1 - Back To Where It All Began
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MrRuihu
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Devin Williams has been tasked with giving a speech, so monumental, so life changing that maybe, just maybe, someone will be able to push themselves harder than they've ever pushed before. Devin Williams will begin by shouting, very loud into the microphone,
much louder than would be appropriate for any speech, anywhere, anytime, for any reason. He will boom his loud voice, claiming to be the voice of authority on any matter, at any time, for any reason. Why's the sky blue? You're lookin at him, kid. How many goals does Devin Williams have? More than you, if you say otherwise you're wrong and a liar and fakenews TM. Devin Williams has beaten Putin many times, In hockey, In life, and he makes sure every person in that auditorium knows, as putin all too well knows himself. Williams will use very grand hand gestures, banging the podium, demanding with the utmost authority that they listen or be sent to gulag. That's the secret, Williams is really Canadian Born Russian sleeper agent, Gulag is your fate if you stand in his way. Next sleeper agent already in audience, many of them sleeper agents, all is well in Canada Russia. |
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