The great and magnificently successful Erben Kasius is called up on stage in front of youths in his Dutch homeland. He has planned a truly, truly inspiring and impressive speech, one that would be certain to move those in the audience to become the next legislators, doctors, teachers, maybe even a professional athlete or two. The content of the speech is completely perfect in every way, with the power to make a tangible impact on the future of anyone who hears the words properly orated. A local figure provides a speech of their own and introduces Kasius, the famed defenseman and SHL first-round pick who is well known in the area. The introduction is made... "Please welcome, from the St. Louis Scarecrows, Erben Kasius!" The crowd goes wild. They can't believe it. Kasius takes the podium, poised and ready to deliver the speech of a lifetime. He mispronounces his own name. The children deride him. The speech is dead.