four score and twelve years ago i was a small fry like you living in the land of kanye west, trying to understand life and how to be great and a genius like our lord kanye west. i would eat hot chip like a boy while running in the fields but then one day i was told about wearing the ice hockey skates and that i could use them on some ice to do skating. i was surprised because it sounded like a funny thing to do but this was told to me by none other than kim kardashian west our queen so i had to listen to her and see what is was about. she carried me to the local ice arena using a fishing line with hot chip attached so i would go and try the game. i tried the first time and i was very bad but i loved the coldness of the ice. so i kept trying and trying and then i won a stevens trophy recently and got robbed of mvp!