#1. 3 TPE
157 words
Tom Fiddler's season was an improvement in terms of points sort of. Last season was 0-50 and that was pretty terrible. Being a two way player I only netted 11 points which is pretty terrible. This time I got 20, same as my rookie season wherein our team was way better. part of this is playing 1st line minutes with <1200 TPE. Part of this is being deployed rather defensively. This season I only had 1 goal, same as last season. I took a fair number of shots compared to the team (about half of our goal scorers' shots), but only scored once. This is a tremendous failure. I'm getting the opportunity to make a shot on goal, but not generating anything. I'm increasing my shooting accuracy to improve my odds at getting goals from where ever I'm shooting, as well as my shooting range and getting open. Getting open will help me make good passes too.

#3. 2 TPE
138 words
I would love to see an expansion team in another continent, but obviously logistically this represents a challenge. But since everything is virtual, who cares? I would love to see a team in the UK, Sweden, or Germany. These countries have a relatively strong hockey presence (less so for the UK), but also with recognizable cities to attribute a name to. Germany of course is full of working class cities like Munich. The UK has, obviously London which is a popular destination for esports and other virtual teams. But I also really like the UK cities in the north, in the country where good old hockey boys would, in theory, be made. I do not know any of these cities, however. In sweden is also many popular cities in hockey like Helsinki and that town where Midsommar happened.

4. 2 TPE
119 words
The tampa bay barracuda are the best team to not make the finals. it was a big shock for fans and player alike, as things seemed to be doing so well for the team. This season we had infinity times more wins. It seems a real shame we didnt make it to the finals. I think we could give buffalo a run for their money. There was this one time we played buffalo and shots were like 80 to 7 and we only lost by like 8 goals. We didn't actually even make the playoffs come to think of it. Tales will be spun of the "what if"s of tampa's S55 season, but alas the league is against us.

5. 3 TPE
165 words
I think the united kingdom will make another run for the gold this year. last year the united states hilariously started the wrong goalie and got blown the fuck out. This year won't be similar, as the united states is sure to win a medal as they have a stacked team. But we were talking about the united kingdom. There are no departures from the united kingdom yet, and we have added big dick stud James Ronlain of tampa bay fame who will help our 3rd line scoring, especially for yours truly who is down there fucking around and not scoring. The united kingdom has gotten one of each medal in the past 3 seasons which is really cool. I got to collect the whole set on my shelf. This year I am predicting a United states united kingdom finals playing for the gold. The united kingdom will walk away with the dub and the united states can take the silver. Russia will win bronze.

13. 3 TPE
c. Based on FHM player ratings, New Orleans has higher average ratings in bravery, aggression, and fighting? Will that toughness have any impact on this series?
Bravery I think is a fairly important stat but i'm not sure to what end. people say it helps you get into tough situations like board battles which are undeniably important. But should it be any higher than, say, 12? Aggression i dont think is all that important, since injuries are off. And obviously fighting does nothing. I think the edge in aggressive behavior wont work well for FHM and is more there for flavor.

d. What is your favorite name from a player appearing in this series? Why do you like that player's name?
I actually really like Hippo Passamus, because its like hippopotamus but instead of potamus, its passimus, which is what he does with the puck when he has it. it is an extremely clever name and I've always been fond of it ever since I saw it in the standings. I dont know which user it is, he's probably not as cool as his name.

e. There are several animal names in this series - which of these animals is the coolest? sloth, hippo, otter, monkey, fox, kirby.
A kirby is by far the best animal out of all of these. Kirby has displayed qualities of indestructibility, great intelligence, and an insatiable hunger for souls. Kirby is the most powerful animal in not only the world, but also the entire Nintendo canon. He would consume a sloth, hippo, otter, monkey, or fox in an instant.

16. 3 tpe
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16 tpe