S56 PT #2 - Fix It
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Lime
Donators ahoy ladies
The current weakness in Buffalo is scoring. Though there are no higher scoring teams in the west, there are 3 in the east, and that just wont do for an elite team like Buffalo. Hamilton has nearly 40 goals on us and that's unacceptable. Fish has already fiddled with the lines which is working, but we need more goal. We have super luffy and he's not at the top like he should be. My strategy is this: score more goals. What Buffalo needs to do is get everyone's Getting Open and Shooting Accuracy to 20. That's right. What the hell is the other team supposed to do if they're constantly getting peppered by laser beams? Nothing. That's what. Nothing. Oh you have good D read? Well then you'll be able to see very quickly that this shots about to blast through your skull and into the net. Wanna slam into somebody so they can't get the shot off? Wrong. The puck is already passed off to a guy with 100 feet of empty space around him. He's so open that the physical properties of the rink cant contain him. He creates his own pocket dimension just to get enough space. And then he scores cause you don't even know where he is. That man's name? Matt Kholin. Because I need him to score for fantasy.
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