A current weak spot of the Altanta Inferno is consistency. One day we can compete like contenders, the other day we look to compete for the 1st overall team. My vision on all of this, as an expert on the matter, is that we are cursed. I already hear witches and pro-hexers say that we are not cursed, but these guys are really uninformed about jinxes. We had at least 2 known events where our team was jinxed. One time when Nathan Explosion said he was tired of winning, that's when the first loss sequence started, and then another time when someone said the jinx was lifted and we would win again.

So the best way to improve, would be to stop jinxing ourselves, and maybe start jinxing the other teams. One way to prevent to be jinxed would be to not write this piece of text. Everybody knows that when you talk about jinxes, they become stronger or whatever. However, you forgot that by also acknowledging that I'm talking about a dejinxing a jinx and jinxing us, i'm also triggering the opposite effect. So thank you Nathan Explosion.

Back to jinxing other teams, I think the best way would be to get them to think they are better than us, and getting them to say :No way we lose to the inferno, or Haha, we have 30 more shots than them, no way we lose. These 2 phrases have been known for their jinxing potency and would crush all chances for teams who say them to win even another game agaisnt us, unless we end up jinxing ourselves.

To all witch hunter out there, I swear this was satire and not heresy. To the others, it's solid jinxing strategy you should try it.