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Kyamprac
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Have you ever found yourself toe to toe with an angry Canada goose? Known for their aggressive habits, these creatures can be an awful force to be reckoned with. Being a Canadian, Sarah Burke is no stranger to being scared off a park bench by one those long-necked winged terrors. What a stressful way to end a hard day at practice! Distraught at the thought that other Canadians might have some trouble enjoying a beautiful sunny day feeding the ducks, playing some street hockey, or spending time with their kids at the park, Burke agreed to become the face of a new product -- Goose be Gone!
This product is available in a powder form or in a smaller convenient spray bottle. Goose approaching? Pull the patented Goose be Gone sprayer out of its holster and spray that thing right in the face. Relaxing on a park bench with geese nearby? Simply encircle the area with the powdered solution, creating a near-invisible barrier that'll stop every one of those murder chickens in their webby little tracks. Feel guilty about spraying a goose in the face or putting powder on the ground? Don't, the product is completely non-toxic and won't kill the bird, or hurt the environment.. it'll just deter that bugger long enough to stop him from ruining your day. Burke wouldn't have it any other way. thank you amid, swoosh and eni for sigs! <3 |
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