Ahh, Vladmir has already been approached a few times for a subscription service sponsorship, and while he attempted to keep it hidden, I guess it is time to inform the world of what Vladmir has been doing in his off days away from the team. Vladmir’s Violet Victory Venison. Yeah, you heard it right, Violet Victory Venison, a delicious meal from the local grocery store. They even used some food coloring to make it as close to the color violet as possible. Vladmir has been working diligently to get this marking campaign down and is ready for it to be shared with the world. Come on down now to the Local Grocery Store and get you some of Vladmir’s Violet Victory Venison. Only sold for a limited time, since you know, people aren’t really sure if they want to eat purple meat. It’s a give and take right now, and hopefully this quadruple V product takes off.

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