After last nights Hattrick I got a call from a good friend. Mr. Jimmy Wagner gave me a huge hype on the phone and then proceeded to ask me, "Hey buddy, serious question. Would you want to take part in modeling for my Tank Top Collection? We are starting a new SMJHL and SHL line and we want players from each team to show off their teams tank top." Now this was quite flattering. Jimmy also mentioned that my bulging pecs would make the Kraken and the Barracuda logos really pop. Who am I to say no to that? I asked Jimbo how much I would get paid for doing this modeling stunt, and he told me I would get a nice fat check of 4.5% of each sale on the Kraken and Barracuda tank tops. While that may seem quite slim, they are hoping that with the marketing that will surpass 60 thousand dollars within a few months. After he gave me those details I told Jimbo, "SIGN MY ASS UP".