CW/PT Suggestions

Written: Corsi and Fenwick are two advanced stats used to measure shot attempt differentials. Both named after someone. Use your player's last name to create a new kind of advanced stat. What does it measure and how do you measure it?

Written: Injuries have been turned on in FHM. Headlines like "Dick Clapper got hit by a car while an old lady was helping him cross the street" are now a common thing. What's the most likely off-ice reason your player would get injured?
Graphic: Create a newspaper front page with a headline and an image of your player during or post-accident.