#2: The item would be a Yanno Rosejac bobblehead. Extra bobbly because his head is so fast when he watches the puck. We would have this event during a detroit game because of how easily we will crush them. It would be yanno in a beautiful home jersey, with an old school hockey mask covered in blood. It would be given to anyone who who pledges allegiance to the dinogang at the door, at least while supplies last. The main reason for the bobblehead is to commemorate the entire rookie year of Yanno, who continues to improve and impress the players, management and fans. 


#4: The biggest charity event of the year for Ruggs McOoooh was the all new Colorado Raptors Scubathon. Where we took a local museum and completely filled it with water, then we auction off tickets to our biggest fans. Such a stupid idea obviously cost a lot of money for each space, leading to artificial demand of the tickets which skyrocketed in days. In the end the tickets were bought out by mainly tik tok stars who spent the whole time taking selfies with the artwork and wealthy oil barons who were too important to get into full scuba gear and drank whiskey in the outdoor lounge instead. In the end the event raised 10 million dollars profit which was donated to the Rafters for Raptors initiative which funds the building of homes for families that are in need. Rafters for Raptors has helped build or fix homes for victims of natural disasters, fires, immigrants, and anyone generally down on their luck.
 
#8 Overall I was very happy with my rookie year. As a defensive defenseman its sometimes hard to judge how your doing unless the stats really are jumping out. Offensively I only had 12 points, 2 being goals but defensively I think I was exactly on mark. Two of the stats I am particularly happy with are takeaways and hits. I had 33 takeaways which put me in the lead for Colorado. This is important to me because as a player I am trying to be a star killer, not just blocking their shots but taking the puck away completely and eliminating and possible chance. I was 2nd in hits, but behind only Juni Panda who is untouchable in the stat. This one I wouldn’t say is as important to where I want to be as a player. But I cant argue with smashing some heads in. Going forward some things I would like to see increase are my assists, right now almost all of my skill is in defense but im hoping in the offseason I can work on things like my passing and speed to help me convert and create offensive chances. With one fight loss I’d also like to redeem myself next season and win one (Coming for you Granny). 


#9 This isn’t even a hard question. You said the variables are up to us but you’ve already stated some facts that predetermine the result. First we need to think about where they will be fighting. Vikings are obviously better on land then in the sea, but they can at least manage on the sea. Whales would be much better in the sea because when they get on land they cant do a damn thing. But whales generally dont go on land because they are smart. The main thing you said that determines this is that you said the whales are hyper-aggressive. So they would be the initiators of the battle. A typical pod can have up to 30 members. I think a “hyper-aggressive” whale could easily take down a long ship and when you have 30 whales good luck vikings.


#10 
This year was a really good start of new things for colorado. We got a great group of rookies in, including myself, and things were really looking like it could be the year for us to win the cup. Sadly as the season went on it became more and more apparent that we weren’t performing as we had originally hoped so management made the decision that we would be selling some players for picks. Although even with this loss of some big roster players, Colorado was able to get into the 2nd round of the playoffs and at least put up a decent showing. This was a great feeling because it showed that we were still in a place to be contending, while gaining the picks to help bring in talent for seasons to come. As someone who witness great drafting by Birdman and Jumbo I cant wait to see who they decide to bring into the team. It’s a great time to be a dino. 


#11 This offseason is mostly going to be spent cuba diving for rare artifacts. As well as playing pool. Pool is the most is the most important offseason sport for McOoooh because it helps him perfect his stick checking. While most players spend their time on the golf course to keep their shot in line. Ruggs is out in the deepest parts of Ireland hustling as stick checks the balls into the ball holes. Besides this the majority of training time is spent either punching bags of vegan meat or practicing skating with Irelands top speedsters. After a healthy IIHF world juniors tournament Ruggs got some healthy introductions into the world of unsanctioned Ireland hockey, propelling him into the scene of the ski mask wearing underground hockey fiesta and helping him keep in shape. In terms of community outreach, besides the Colorado Raptor Scubathon, Ruggs has been fervently active in helping to provide food and volunteers to the local shelters in the area.

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