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eagle_brand
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Jimmy Nutcluster comes with a variety of skills. Of course we have the skills that he posses on his player page, that of which anyone can see. But does anyone truly know the skills of the Nutcluster? I don't think so. 1. The ladies. Nutcluster has been a Nutbuster for years, and still counting. Never missed a chance to hop in the sack with a cute chick picked up fresh from the local bar at 2am. "That's when they taste the best" Call the Nutcluster for any of your woman troubles and he will be there. 2. Big muscle. Need someone to carry your things? Need someone to clean your car? your wife? Need someone to carry you around all day long literally on his back? The Nutcluster will do it no questions asked provided he is compensated for. 3. License. Nutcluster can be your chauffeur. He has had years of practice on GTA and has made record times arriving at destinations. Late for work every morning because you're dead tired and can't see shit when you drive? Cluster's got ya wheels covered. He will by any means traverse the seas, climb the mountains and run over dogs so you will never have your boss yell in your face again. Nutcluster is a man of many skills, that which are too powerful to be put on this list. But do take this with you before you leave, and consider this: You've never had a Nut like the Cluster.
Jimmy Nutcluster 2021. Thank you. |
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