Do you really want to draft yet another water meat bag human who has only two arms and cannot communicate telepathically?

I thought not!

Narboza Manyarms from the planet Sardang in the Crab Nebula is the next generation of defenseman that will be revolutionizing the way ice hockey is played on the planet earth. With six arms that are all capable of ripping the balls off of a rhinocerous, an ultrasonic scream that can burst blood vessels in opposing team's eyes, and genuine curiosity for all things tasty, Manyarms should be a delightful addition to any team not wanting to have their teammates torn apart by an extra-terrestrial.

Place Narboza highly on your draft list, or suffer the consequences!