Cian McFelter frequently uses his 13 Speed, Acceleration, Balance, and Stamina each week to fight off all the soccer moms and old folk at the local grocery shop. With the tight aisles made worse by some idiot in management thinking that stacks of toilet paper should be placed right in the middle, it makes getting the weeks worth of grub an obstacle course. The speed required to get through the shop in time for practice, to the balance needed to keep the cart upright when he's hit by some guy named Dave who is rushing to the Twinkie aisle, McFelter uses his God given talents to survive this crazy world consistently. Cian has often wondered if he should increase his fighting ability, in case things get out of hand at the meat counter. It would be a shame if he got beat down by Malik's granny while she was cutting in line to get 3 lbs of swiss cheese!