Goals for this season? That is an easy question to answer. I wanna knock some of these mother fuckers out cold. I want to fight the toughest and the prettiest dudes the simulation minor junior hockey league. wait no. minor junior? that's redundant, surely that's not what it is. mighty junior? that's better. I want to be the mightiest junior hockey player this side of the Mississippi, and the other side. Stupid kraken. I look forward to going toe to toe with Ole Olson. He's been talking a tough game and it's time to shut him up. I'm bigger than him. I'm tougher than him. I'm cooler than him, and most importantly I'm a better fighter than his that Carolina krackheads. I will finish my SMJHL career with a record number of fights as well as a record number of fight wins. Shit, I might even play some hockey if I have the time.