While many of my mating members on the team have told me through their meaty mouth flapping that they feel wiggling sensations in their stomachs when they think of scoring goals, or mating with other members of the team, I am more excited about other things this season.

The first goal I have this season is to begin my work on developing the perfect ice skating hockey player. It appears that humans have not yet learned how to stitch together different organisms to create superorganisms, and this is an area that I have a lot of experience in.  So, beginning now, I will start to study and research all of the players in both the SMJHL, and the SHL, so that I can slowly, but methodically harvest parts of certain individuals to create the league's perfect player.  Already there are several great candidates who have displayed certain attributes that would fuse nicely with other DNA to make a fantastic superplayer. This will be a wonderful time of research!

The second goal I have involves the act of bodychecking.  It has come to my attention from my mating partners that I am not allowed to tear the limbs off of the other slaves in order to defend against them shooting the vulcanized rubber chunk into the netting.  While this is deeply disappointing, I have pivoted towards finding other ways to defend the netting.  I have been doing a great deal of research into how to get up to the optimal destructive speed on the ice to cause the most damage possible to other players.  I began testing out some of my research on my mating partners in Vancouver, but was told by the team trainer that I was causing damage.  I have switched my research to clones that I have developed in the lab on my ship, and have made considerable progress.  I look forward to testing out some of my theories in the upcoming games.