Hippo is not a goalie but could certainly use the rebound attribute in real life. You see, much like one of his idols he's picked up a really bad habit.
He's been screaming in furious bursts of rage at the TV screen in random fashion. Snapping at his loved ones without just cause.
His girlfriend has threatened to leave him if he doesn't change his behavior soon enough.
You see Hippo Passamuss is technological inept. He doesn't know how to work a cellphone or a computer at all. That does not bode well for someone with a budding Fortnite addiction. But when he plays with his hockey buddies it all goes to shit.
Someone swapped the keys for movement and shooting on his keyboard and really need to learn why they are all rebound.
If you want to help Hippo Passamus with his computer problems you can tweet solutions to him @HippoPassamus on twitter with instructions. He can't wait to clap the rest of SHL in Fortnite in his usual fashion.