Jasper Maximov is a quarterback on the ice. He is an aggressive player and he applies what he thinks works on the ice when he's out at the club with his friends and teammates.

"Getting Open", "Offensive Read", "Shooting Accuracy", you could apply those to finding chicks at the bar and act like a total player, right? Win/Win/Win situations. If they aren't already impressed by the fact that you're a hockey player who got drafted by a team in the middle of nowhere where's it's colder than probably Antarctica, they sure will be with all your skills. Add to that the help of Boris and Teylora Petrov who make a living out of passing you the puck (in our scenario, the puck is the chick), then you are in business.

Sure, as in real life, Jasper misses most shots he takes when he goes out but he does end up scoring sometimes. His more interesting teammates like Zdenko Beranek and William Salming end up with the best dating percentage but Jasper will just keep trying.