The Hall of Fame for the SHL is arguably one of most important institutes in the SHL community, ifnot the world. it is only fitting for such an institution to be located in one of the most prestigious places in the universe.

First, we considered telling Biden to move his seat of power to Camp David, because we needed the White House for the Hall of Fame. However, we are not sure the President would survive being out in the wild for more than a few day at his age. We then considered moving the statue on Liberty island to one of the other islands, but it turns out Liberty Island was not big enough to hold the entire SHL Hall of Fame. Jokingly, we suggested putting the Hall of Fame in an offshore, either on the Cayman Islands or Panama, but our tax advisors advised against this and suggested a double Irish Dutch sandwich instead. Since we were not willing to split the Hall of Fame over multiple places, let alone move it to Europe, that was off the table as well.

In the end we decided there's only one solution. Only one spot where the Simulation Hockey League Hall of Fame truly gets what it deserves.

We should fire it into the sun.