Come to the Los Angeles Panthers S57 Fantasy Camp!
For the low price of $5,000 (excluding the 185% California state tax, of course), you’ll get to live like one of your favorite SHL pros for an entire four days! The price of admission includes:
Three night stay in [fancy Los Angeles hotel] with meals included.
Participate in a gym session, on ice practice and an alumni game.
Free admission to two home games of your choosing within the allotted time frame.
Hangout at the Los Angeles Panthers after party.
Make one real trade for the team.
Fire one member of the staff of the team.
Send one Panthers player down to the SMJHL.
Go on a 48 hour whip-it bender with Hall of Famer Brian Morley.
Alumni who have already confirmed they’ll be playing are Brian Morley, Dave Smith, Marian Potozcny or however you spell it, and Hans Moleman (who?)