The inaugural Winnipeg Jets Fantasy Camp will take place...... drum roll.... in Winnipeg! For the first time! Now you get the name.

For the low price of 4206.90$ (hehehe nice one Kevin), marvel as you meet Winnipeg legends such as Zach Evans and Big Manius since they are the only dudes we could afford (they really needed the money), current roster players and rookies. That's right, all of them. We made attendance mandatory. Those rich dummies actually thought this would be optional. Fools! They should read their contracts before signing 'em, don't you think?

And because we are making you pay your entire year's worth of salary to be there, you can also get some crap like a Goku Muerto bobblehead... and yeah that's it. You thought you'd get a jersey? Buy one yourself you cheapo.

You will also attend a game we are sure to win so you can tell all your friends about how your weekend was the best experience of your life. We picked a match against the Baltimore Platoon for that reason.