S57 PT #3 - Battle Royale
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![]() Registered Jabbin' his Jelly Bean
Here in Baltimore we have no shortage of players who would be more than happy to participate in a battle royale. Running the games and ensuring the rules are being followed is non other than the GOD himself, mister McZ. Our first contestant brings a mixed bag of skills to the table, krashing on to the scene is Karl Krashwagon! easily the most experienced of our contestants, Krash seems to have an easy foot up on the competition. Next on the playing field is none other than the basher, LPLL! he's already showed the league what he can do physically this season, now he'll prove it in this grueling competition. Next up is none other than VK44, the kalash, the brash with a stash, here for a smash, Valentine Kalashnikov! rounding out our group of contestants is none other than head bonking, body thumping Bongo AKA Adam Friedland!
The group of contestants fight it out in a gritty and dirty battle for first and only place. in a surprising turn of events, Kalash is taken out early but no one could see by who. Then, knowing his inexperience would be the end of him, Kalash decided to try and gain an upper hand by activating the big monkey brain hack. Unfortunately for him GOD saw him and squashed him with his index finger in an instant. This quickly left it to the last 2 contestants, who found each other in an intense fistfight to the death. bongo threw some good punches but it was LPLL who landed a fatal blow first, but something was wrong. Beating Bongo should've triggered the victory but it didn't. All of a sudden, out of nowhere a vinyl record comes spinning across the battlefield and decapitates LPLL. The victory fireworks were triggered and standing in the distance was a silhouette of a young man. the record boomerangs back to his hands and we finally see the face of the victor: Young logo using Starface's record as a weapon. |
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