A battle royale amongst the St. Louis Scarecrows would be both heartbreaking and entertaining to spectate in to. While the team is close knit and would not harm each other, theoretically (or in a Spike TV Deadliest-warrior style simulation), there are many physically adept candidates for consideration. The 6 ft. 8 Greg Davies, the 280 lb Friedensreich Hundertwasser, the dominating defenseman Jean-Locke Zidane, or diminutive-but-mighty facepuncher Maribelle Octive would be likely candidates to come out on top. Not to be ruled out are 6 ft. 7 kit Kirkstone or utilitarian human Swiss Army Knife Xavier Doom, or perhaps punishing defenseman and king of Beers Bud Weiser. While skilled on the ice, players who might not physically have the height or power to their physique compared to their beefier teammates are those like Colin Lambert or Pavel Kharlamov. While indispensable on the ice, a straight-up clash might leave these two out of serious contention. I personally would put money on Greg Davies or Xavier Doom, if this were a Hunger-games style encounter.