In this battle royale the Barracuda prospects are put in a grassy knoll and the chaos ensues:

Igor Victory: While Victory may be in his name, this Finnish behemoth is trying to survive for his life out there. His weapon of choice? A sauna whip, to some it's relaxing, to some it's punishment. The best weapon when you're trying to kill your opponents? Nope, not really.

Colin Lambert: The good ol' boy from Ohio. He hails from a town called Defiance, so you figure in this context he'd use a bit of the Defiance and make an outlasting stand for himself. His weapon of choice? A go kart, but his go kart is much more akin towards the Mario Kart, full of goomba shells, banana peels, and weird paper mache stars he keeps throwing at everyone.

TURG TURG: It's kind of assumed that notoriously good/bad guy TURG TURG will be apart of any sort of Battle Royale happening. He's the natural survivalist, having grown up in the woods. However, he doesn't want to hurt his fellow team mates, all he really wants to do is play hockey and drink chocolate out of his chocolate fountain. His weapon of choice? TURG's hockey stick.

KnockedOut ByOvechkin: This man's name just inspires fear to people that don't know him. Hailing from Russia, he's fueled on Vodka, Gas, and borscht. Again a guy you look at, hear his name, and assume he's the single most badass person on the planet. He's a softy inside though. His weapon of choice? Frozen beets from his Babushka's garden. Once destined for borscht, now coming for people's heads.

Vladmir Petrov: Another Russian to hit the list, and one of the feared Petrov Brothers. Currently experiencing issues with his GM in Anchorage, he has no choice but to win this battle royale to escape the hands of Gabe Johnson. His weapon of choice? The trident that hangs from the rafters of the Armada's home ice.