If there ever was a battle royale within the Baltimore Platoon’s locker room, there would be some clear favourites from the get go. Players like Turd Ferguson holder, Piere-Luc Lespineau-Lebrunette, Valentin Kalashnikov, and Adam Friedland would be among the favourites as their love of the physical game has gotten them in trouble more often than not. Chances are these players would turn on one another early on and get taken out by the competition. Big names like Nat Emerson, Ethan Duncan, Karl Krashwagen and Luca Del Vecchio would not last too long either as the young guns are eager to show their worth and would not hesitate to go to down on them.
As the field narrows down to the final few, a showdown between Lord Raiden and GOD McZehrl in a clash of the young versus the old ends in a close win for the Mortal Kombat character, only for him to be taken out from behind as he celebrates his win. On top of the pile of bodies stands only one person. Troy McClure III, whom everyone forgot existed and came back from nowhere for a chair slam win.
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