The BATTLEBORN BATTLE ROYAL from the 1500 Dodge Ram Hellcat Arena in beautiful Las Vegas ..
It was a helluva show ...
a nuclear war for bragging rights and the last bag of Green Apple Jolly Ranchers candies and one more item...
the newly minted Battleborn FTW Belt..





A cherished momento of the carnage to be proudly displayed in the locker of the victor for the rest of the Season.
Considering the season so far THIS might be the only highlight...anyway.

C.K. Supernaw channeling his frustration at the incredible lack of anything positive hockey wise.
The “Superhawk” decided to compete and entered the arena shouting ”EVERYBODY DIES!!”
and then proceeded to do a perfect impersonation of one of his current favorite pro wrestlers the ‘Murderhawk Monster’ Lance Archer leaving the ring strewn with the battered and unconscious bodies of all who dared enter this BATTLBORN BATTLE ROYAL...

With the victory and the Battleborn FTW belt slung over his shoulder and the bag of Green Apple Jolly Ranchers clutched in his huge hand.
The newly crowned Champion answered the question ...WHY?

”Because, it was something to take our minds off the depressing record we’re posting on the ice and who knows, it might be the start of a second career path.”


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