I've been running through the SMJHL stats to research how the sim would interpret the question. So, after viewing the results, I've come up with this scenario.

It's a dry Tuesday night in Las Vegas (not dry in terms of alcohol, which is actually flowing at a dangerous velocity down peoples' throats), where the annual S57 Awards Night take place. It's an extravagant show of wealth and talent and showmanship, and, inherently brings out large personalities. On this Tuesday night, we go to a downtown Vegas pizza parlour where all seating has been pushed back to make room for a miniature wrestling ring. This is the SMJHL Slammies. Where all the tough boys attending the Awards Show physically duke it out to see who's the toughest SOB.

Our entrants are (TOTAL-WIN) / (WIN%):
Niccolo Livius (8-5) / (62.5%)
Boris Petrov (8-7) / (87.5%)
Juni Panda (4-1) / (25%)
Yuuto Kira Cloudera Jr. (2-1) / (50%)
Greg Davies (2-1) / (50%)
Marabelle Octive (3-0) / (0%)

The format is Brawl-For-All, but that doesn't stop teammates from co-operating. Octive and Davies go after Citadelle teammates Petrov and Cloudera Jr., but the St. Louis henchmen are dealt with in convincing fashion. Panda attempts to get the drop on Petrov, but is intercepted by Livius, who tosses the Colorado Raptor into the on-lookers. Petrov and Clouder Jr. surround Livius before striking. In the kerfuffle, only one man stands victorious - the Quebec Citadelle Boris Petrov!