Hugh Jazz would probably win a battle royale between Hamilton players. I mean, he is 8'3'' and weighs 355 pounds with amazing physical strength, what an absolute unit. No one is going to be able to compete with that. Doesn't matter what weapons you have, he's just gonna destroy you with his bare hands. Gabriel Johnson and Evangelos Giannopoulos would be killed right away by Bork Lazer because they're simps and that, of course, doesn't sit well with the simp checker. Unfortunately for Guy O'Shea, Bork would also kill him just in case because he's from the JSS family. You might assume that Dale Miller would also be killed shortly after that because of his height but I think he would actually be one of the last ones standings because he got that crazy factor and he might pull off some stuff others didn't expect. The third guy almost to make it to the end? A Jobin because he's so incredibly hot you just can't hurt him.