All of the boys got together inside the locker room today to measure each other and find out who is the biggest of them all. We ended up getting into a very heated argument over length and width which led to us shamelessly doggy piling on top of each other to fight. There was lots of slapping noises and loud grunts coming from the locker room that the staff and management decided to join in to see what was going on. Turns out, it pays to have the boys be so comfortable in their own skin because the entire organization seemed to be inside the locker room battling out with the others. Bodily fluids were all over the place and you would think that fans would be able to hear it from the stands if they were allowed to be in attendance. However, at the end of it all, yours truly, the Big Wanger, lived up to the name by emerging victorious. Maybe with a few “battle scars”, but it was all for the pleasure of the boys.