Battle Royale in Detroit would clearly have a few cute winners. But those aren't any users or players at Falcons team. They are actually our locker room dogs and cats. I'm pretty sure that Nash, Molly, Rilo, Ted and Scurvy will laugh a lot to us, when we're fighting against each other. They will just relax and thinking that they need more food and treats, a lot of good treats. Also Nash might thought that's some kind of fun play and he will join at the battle, but Molly and Rilo just continue their sleep and think that those humans are so stupid. Because no one doesn't focus at animals, the true winner of our Battle Royale will be those cute dogs and cats. and they didn't needed to do anything to win this. If situation goes completely under control, Molly can always crawl to safe place, somewhere else and continue her good sleep.
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