This is an interesting question because on paper, Slip McScruff should dominate, but we'll mess with the rules to screw him over. That is, entering players in order by number of hits. Can Slip McScruff fend off the entire Winnipeg Jets team one by one? No, by the 4th entry, Pojo Biscuit would crack his old bones.

Ok, so then who takes home the battle royale trophy? Yoshimitsu McCloud knocks out Goku Muerto after 20 minutes of pure striking. As Strom Chamberlain is handing over the belt, the lights go red and thunderous alarms start blaring. Chamberlain announces that there is one final contender that he hasn't beat. Who could it be? McCloud ended the 12 round survival of Nick Brain. He took out old man Muerto in the final minutes. Blunt was a one hit wonder.

Chamberlain dropped McCloud with a stunner in his confusion and threw him over the top rope. We all love to see a goalie fight, and this was no exception.