A battle royal in the Newfoundland Berserkers locker room would be a very unentertaining battle. Over the past season we've lost many of the mighty contenders for winning such a competition but I will give it a crack. The competition would probably begin with Bas O'Bigbers being the one everyone goes after. Bas is known for being many things but being a tough guy would not be one of them. Bas would probably be the one that Vaseline PodCalZone would go after first. Pod charges Bas screaming and with blood red eyes ready to kill. Then Lassi Suhonen charges PodCalZone to get him off of his tackle. PodCalZone and Suhonen wrestle on the ground while Bas runs away. After two weeks of living off in the wild Bas finds the first stream of fresh water in days. He gets on his knees and his cups his hand in the water and is about to take a sip when hears a voice behind him. "It's over Bas." Bas recognizes it as the voice of PodCalZone. "There's no one left?"

"Nope."

PodCalZone Clubs him in the head repeatedly until Bas' head splits open.

And that's how the Battle Royal would probably go.