If the Anaheim Outlaws were to host a battle royale, the only thing that anyone needs to know is that Jöörgüštrâäd DuBølk will win. Jöörgüštrâäd DuBølk is the Textbook/dictionary/encyclopedic definition of a bonafide stallion: tall, tough, fast; basically any other positive adjective to describe a person, Jöörgüštrâäd DuBølk is that.

Once the match starts, all the rooks are the first to go: Max Muller and Jack Lewis are immediately crushed by Jöörgüštrâäd DuBølk's meaty hands. Meanwhile, everyone else on the team is trying to gather as many weapons as possible. After completely crushing the rookies, Jöörgüštrâäd DuBølk then focuses on Long John Donair, as he has a deep rooted hatred for him for having taking his rightful captaincy spot (this is a joke ily GCool), taking his weapon and annihilating him. Afterwards, he continually whittles down everyone one by one, before finally taking his leave after taking down Kolja Kekkonen (no reason in particular: he was just the last one alive). He then starts a wheat farm, dying peacefully at 77.