S57 Championship Week

S57 Championship Week

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01-23-2021, 06:01 PM (This post was last modified: 01-30-2021, 01:46 AM by Jepox.)

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1. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

Reflection on your season - how did your player fare on the ice this season? Did you meet or surpass your individual player goals or did you come up short? Whether you excelled or disappointed - what can you attribute that to? What will you try to do better next season?

Pablo Salvatici, centre for the Simulation Major Junior Hockey League team known as the Anchorage Armada, did nothing but surpass my goals for him this season. 19 goals and 30 assists in 66 regular season games is good enough for 50 points on the season, and while I might've wanted a few more goals in there I'm not angry at all especially compared to last season's point totals. This is all thanks of course to the fact that Pablo went from the fourth line to the first line over the course of the season where he found great chemistry with TURG TURG and Theo Kondos. If it wasn't for them no way Pablo hits the point totals he does. Next season I want to see if Pablo can hit point per game but it's pretty unlikely, so I just hope he at least gets 50 points again. Uncapping to 425 TPE will definitely help my attempt to repeat that.

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4. Written, 1 or 2 TPE

HAIKUS - write 2 SHL themed haikus for 1 TPE or 4 SHL themed haikus for 2 TPE.

Gabriel Johnson
Small legs and skinny arms
Bad hockey player

Atlanta hockey
Good hockey team of friends
Future cup winners

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5. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

Which SHL or SMJHL team was the best team to not make the finals this season and why?

In the SMJHL the best team to not make the finals was definitely the Quebec City Citadelles. They finished first in the league and at a point were a game away from moving onto the four star cup finals. However, the Anchorage Armada fought back and won games six and seven to get to the finals themselves where they proceeded to win the cup. Boasting the best record, the leading point scorer in the regular season, and an extremely deep team just wasn't enough for Quebec City as they fell just short. Really goes to show how dumb the playoff format is, as the Anchorage Quebec series should've been the finals.

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12. Written, up to 4 TPE - Pick up to 4 Challenge Cup related topics to write about! Each topic is worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50+ words.

a. The season series between these two teams was tied 3-3. Do you think either team has an advantage in this series or do you see it as a true toss up?

b. Each of these teams boasts a very strong first powerplay unit - which team has the special teams advantage in this series?

c. Which of these two teams' brandings do you prefer? Take into account colors, logo, name, location, and anything else you consider relevant.

d. Would you rather get a lap dance from Hugh Jazz, have a staring contest with Luke Atmey (velv's old player), reach for objects on high shelves with Dale Miller, or play League with Parker Smeb?

a. I think it is a true toss up that could really go either way. Both are strong teams and the outcome could range from a sweep to a seven game slugfest. There is in my opinion no clear winner off the bat. Anything can happen in the playoffs and it will be exciting to see what happens no matter the outcome. (61 words)
b. I think that the Hamilton Steelhawks have the special teams advantage in this series. Based off of no information whatsoever I believe that they scored more powerplay goals this season, however I could be wrong and Chicago could've scored more. Either way I have no way of telling so I think Hamilton has the advantage. (55 words)
c. I prefer the Chicago Syndicate branding to the Hamilton Steelhawks. Both kinda seem like shitholes but I think that Chicago is nicer so they win the location battle. I like the yellow way more than the blue as well, making Chicago tonight's big winner in terms of branding beating out Hamilton for the top spot between the two. (58 words)

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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

jepox

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16. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

As my last PT prompt ever I am happy to claim creative license here and do this prompt that no one is allowed to get mad at me because it's my last PT prompt ever.

Many athletes have created OnlyFans accounts recently, including Bec Rawlings, Plaxico Burress, and Adi Spiegelman - if your SHL player created an account what premium content are fans around the world subscribing to see? It doesn't have to be sex stuff but it doesn't not have to be :o Would your player be successful on this platform? No graphic option for this one! Goodbye!

As Pablo Salvatici is only a season removed from his draft season, he's only 19 years old. Luckily this is old enough for him to make an onlyfans as a means of securing some extra cash. Premium content such as hockey asmr, ESPN body issue-esque photos, and potential collaborations with other onlyfans creators will be available for purchase in the link in his bio! Basically anything you can imagine that won't make his parents disown him or get his contract voided by his team is available for the right price. Sex stuff or non-sex stuff alike, Pablo will do anything for an easy dollar as long as it'll help keep him afloat after his payment for offseason coaching goes through. Seriously he's dead broke and willing to do almost anything. Bonus content such as dog pics, pregame meal recipes and mic'd up ingame videos will also be accessible through purchases made. Who knows who will want to see any of the aforementioned content but it'll be there on the internet forever.

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