Quote:1. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
Reflection on your season - how did your player fare on the ice this season? Did you meet or surpass your individual player goals or did you come up short? Whether you excelled or disappointed - what can you attribute that to? What will you try to do better next season?

Tom Fiddler did extremely well this season, especially compared to last. I more than doubled my season high of 20 points, nearly doubled my career total of 7 goals, and dominated in the face-off circle all the same. I also finished 14th in the league in terms of take-aways, and one of 5 centers (4th) in the top 15. This stat is largely dependant on whether or not your team does not have the puck, as you can see in the top take-aways , its all of the usual suspects in terms of low-corsi teams. I can attribute my success to a few things. For one, I had a lot of ice time, being that I was the number one center on the team. Two, our backend got much better this season, as our defensive prospects increased ice time and TPE. I myself gained a lot of TPE (as does everyone every season) and I think I finally hit the sweet spot in terms of how my player ought to be balanced. I have more Getting Open and Shooting Accuracy than previous seasons.

Quote:2. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)
Create a new skater or goalie role for FHM. In what scenarios is this new player role best utilized? What attributes are considered important attributes to this new role, and why? Which attribute is the key one?

The new role is "Pest". Like agitator, the pest's role is to get under their opponents skin, but like the agitator, the pest is all about aggressive stick checking and drawing penalties from retaliation. The pest does not rely on aggressiveness, but does require a fair bit of bravery to do correctly. Stick checking is also high on the list, because the pest needs to be able to strip the puck from opponents. the pest's greatest skill is in turning the "pest mode" on and off. THe pest is able to agitate opponents by being a nuisance while without the puck, but able to turn off that mode when the play suits it, ignoring attempts at other players to goad him into physical scuffles and bad play, meanwhile being an offensive threat. The opponent spends their time retaliating for past misdeeds, creating penalties and playing the game suboptimally. The pest in turn takes these opportunities to make offensive pushes.

Quote:3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
Over the offseason your player is getting involved in some charitable causes. What is your player/team doing around the community/for charity this offseason?

Tom Fiddler and the Tampa Bay Barracuda are getting involved in a charity called Please Donate To The Homeless Because They Are Not Bad People And An Influx Of Cash Can Often Times Keep Them Out Of Homeless Shelters For Good. PDttHBTANBPaaIoCCOTKTOoHSFG is a prestigious organization that is founded on the principals that the homeless need our monetary generosity and that poor people are not bad with money, but victims of a system that perpetrates and thrives on poverty. Our organization is based on the New Leaf Project, which gives up to $7,500 to recently homeless people in an effort to keep them out of homeslessness. They found a nearly 40% reduction in spending on Alcohol, cigarettes, and drugs, and they also found that they escaped homelessness faster. If you are not a blood sucking poor-hater, consider donating to PDttHBTANBPaaIoCCOTKTOoHSFG or similar organizations that don't enforce strict rules and laws on the homeless, but give them the freedom to exist how and where they want, the way this country was meant to be.

Quote:4. Written, 1 or 2 TPE
HAIKUS - write 2 SHL themed haikus for 1 TPE or 4 SHL themed haikus for 2 TPE.

Tampa Bay Cuda
We were bad but now we are
the best in the league

Michael Fitted is
The heroin that runs through
My veins, pumping blood

in the fall leaves do
lay down to sleep forever
so shall SHL

first, i dangle left
then, a deft pass to my wing
tips, scores, game over

Quote:6. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
What's your prediction for this season's IIHF tournament? Which teams do you expect to do well (or not well)? Which players?

This Season in the International Ice Hockey Federation Tournament, I predict Great Britain, the famously famous team who always wins, to win gold again this season. Last season we hit a bump in the road with some shoddy refereeing and sabotage by the canadian teams who knew that the game was during tea time and thus they could exploit our tea-deprived state. This season will be different, as we have bought and paid for every single referee in the tournament, and even hit-man-style replaced some of them wholesale. Expect many power plays for Great Britain and absolutely no overturned goals or penalty kills. Jimmy Slothface has been roiding and will be extremely strong. Jon Forty One too will be crushing skulls and scoring goals. Guy Zheng is on defense now, because we forgot that he was a defenseman last season. The Finals will be Czechia versus Great Britain, and it will play out the way it always does when these two teams meet. Always the bride's maid, never the bride.

16. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

Quote:As my last PT prompt ever I am happy to claim creative license here and do this prompt that no one is allowed to get mad at me because it's my last PT prompt ever.
Many athletes have created OnlyFans accounts recently, including Bec Rawlings, Plaxico Burress, and Adi Spiegelman - if your SHL player created an account what premium content are fans around the world subscribing to see? It doesn't have to be sex stuff but it doesn't not have to be :o Would your player be successful on this platform? No graphic option for this one! Goodbye!

Tom Fiddler's Onlyfans is all about luring in unsuspecting horn dogs with my sexy sexy abs and thick legs and then flipping the switch by creating workout videos and recording himself during off-season hockey scrimmages. The only fans acts as a honey-trap for people who are horny for man meat, but what it actually is is a monthly pass for fitness advice, workout videos, and skills explanations. I act as a coach for armature players by showing the exercises I do as a pro and allowing them to emulate my workouts. I talk about why I target certain areas of my body, how my diet factors into my success, and the stretches I do to keep myself nimble and free of inujury. Bi-weekly, I show my skills practices on the ice, as well as other drills I run to hone my skills. Many youtubers do this already, but none get paid $6 million a year for hockey.