1.Lambert’s performance this season was decent. Since I was going into my last junior season, I had a few goals that I wanted to hit. I wanted to: 1) hit 30 points for the first time in my SMJHL career. 2) Earn enough tpe to be an effective SHL player in my rookie season. 3) Win a 4-Star Cup.
I was able to surpass 30 points… I wouldn’t have ben able to do it if the schedule wasn’t extended, but I’m taking it as a win anyway hehehahoo. I only missed one opportunity for tpe this season, so I’m really happy with the effort I put in to prepare my player for next season. We weren’t able to make it past the second round of the playoffs, unfortunately, but I was really proud of the effort of the rookies and the management team throughout the playoffs to give us the best chance to win as possible.
I’m really exited to open a new chapter in Lambert’s simulated life, and I’m super excited to see last season’s rookies continue to grow and develop with the Crows.
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5.The Tampa Bay Barracuda would have made the playoffs this season if star center, Michael Fitted wasn’t so busy applying for jobs and missing practices so he could go to interviews. Once he signed his most recent contract, Fitted bought the most expensive house in Tampa Bay. After going twenty million dollars in debt after the purchase, he had no choice but to search for work outside of hockey to try and pay his mortgage. There were many opportunities for him to work at prestigious Tampa Bay institutions, like NASA or Dairy Queen, but unfortunately all of those job opportunities slipped away from Fitted. He’s got an interview next week to work at Disney World as the official mascot of Mater, from the hit movie “Cars”.
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7. Colin Lambert’s National Hockey League comparison is Zach Werenski. He is a mobile defenseman who can dish and shoot from the point. He defends more with his skating ability and puck-possession than actual physical or defensive prowess.
Next season, Lambert will finally take the ice with his Simulation Hockey League squad. He’ll be sharing the ice with punishing defender, Ambacas Cuddles. Cuddles plays a tight defensive game and uses his physicality to keep opposing players away from the net. A good National Hockey League player to compare to Ambacas Cuddles would be Shea Weber. What he lacks in puck handling skills, he makes up for with his tremendous checking ability and great skating and speed.
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13.I didn’t watch the Simulation Hockey League playoffs at all this season. There was a distinct lack of Cuda and I wasn’t having it. Who was the Most Valuable Player in this season’s playoffs? The answer is obvious. It’s been sitting right in front of us the whole time. The MVP was clearly Nick Connolly. Did he play well during the final series? I don’t know. He leads the league in playoff points this season, so I officially crown him playoff MVP. Huzzah! There’s a little tiny Nick Connolly in each and every one of us. One day it will burst out like a cocooned butterfly and we will all be playoff MVP. Jfc, I’m tired.
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15. cooduh

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