I was actually very happy with my performance on the ice this season. As a team, we really knocked it out of the park in terms of performance. Now, we came up short when it came to the playoffs which I am less than happy about, but as a player, I really cannot complain too much about the performance that I put in this season. I had a fantastic 8 goals which happens to be my favorite number, so that is pretty cool. I also had 26 assists for a total of 34 points. Now, one of my favorite statistics to list is the fact that I had a +32. I mean, I was on the ice when things happened which is awesome to see. I had 118 hits, 41 takeaways and we only say the good things from here because you do not want to say the bad things. Why would you want to say the bad things, that would make no sense to say the bad things, obviously.
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We have to create a new player. I think the defenseman that I will create will be called a Pylon. Why a pylon? Well this guy is someone who just stands in the way of everything. He is not a great skater, you probably will not want him on the ice for your powerplay, but he will be an absolute shot blocking machine. You will definitely want him on the ice for your penalty kill. He will just take blocked shot after blocked shot which will really help your defense. Skating, well not so much as you probably will put him on the bottom pairing because he will probably give up a bit of goals. Words: 115

One thing that I really like to do in the offseason is to help the Special Olympics. I think the Special Olympics is a fantastic organization that does a lot of great things for kids with needs. I mean they literally show how to demonstrate courage, experience joy and participate in a sharing of gifts, skills and friendship with their families, other Special Olympics athletes and the community. That is a really cool experience that I like to have with the kids. The kids love to see athletes out there as we may even be their role model, so to make their day for a couple seconds or minutes or even hours is worth it, without question. I try to participate in this at least a few times per year as they have a really great organization that does a lot of great stuff for the kids. I mean, that has to make everyone feel good during a long offseason, does it not?
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I really don't like this question, so I am going to talk about the team that did not make it and really should have. That team is none other than the Quebec City Citadelles. Honestly, we should have won the 6th game and went into the finals and it is a damn shame that we did not. I really do not appreciate losing those games, games in which we should have won. I think we are the best team in the league and should have been there over the other two. We would have won the Championship and called it a day. We got screwed, and I will say it again, we got screwed. This is the new Montreal Screwjob except we are Quebec City.
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The Quebec City Citadelles would be the Boston Bruins of the SHL. Honestly, that is because we are the best team to ever play the game of hockey. Zdenko Beranek, well he would be David Pastrnak, that guy lights the lamp like crazy and he would absolutely be a scorer like we have never seen before. Beranek had 37 goals this season in 66 games which is awesome, so absolutely, there is no question that Pastrnak is the best goal scorer on the team. I think Liam Slate would be Patrice Bergeron. Slate is someone that scores goals but also assists on things. I think Slate does the little things which is why he is not really near the top of the team or league in points, but he makes a huge impact on the ice. Jasper MAximov would absolutely be Charlie McAvoy. Maximov is an offensive genius and knows what to do with the puck just like Charlie McAvoy does.
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