S57 Championship Week

S57 Championship Week

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01-27-2021, 02:40 PM (This post was last modified: 01-30-2021, 01:28 AM by spooked.)

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1. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

Reflection on your season - how did your player fare on the ice this season? Did you meet or surpass your individual player goals or did you come up short? Whether you excelled or disappointed - what can you attribute that to? What will you try to do better next season?

This season was frankly a horrible one. Although the Outlaws made it to the four star cup finals, with a good playoff appearance for Arsene Leclerc, the season itself was one which felt like nothing could go right. For a player who was right at the top of the scoring race last season among rookies, and looking forward to a good second year, there was a total lack of powerplay minutes given this season. As an offensive defenseman at the SMJHL level, it was a huge disappointment to not get any powerplay minutes all season despite putting in a ton of time to work on that during the previous offseason. That and the management seemed to be unable to make adjustments throughout the season, even during slumps, instead focusing on trying to get the roster to play out of it. Without much adjustment or getting the fun-minutes, this season was truly one to forget at the end of the day. 160.

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3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

Over the offseason your player is getting involved in some charitable causes. What is your player/team doing around the community/for charity this offseason?

In the world of COVID, there are nearly endless ways to help out the community. As people in Anaheim have struggles with job loss, like many other places in North America, Arsene Leclerc is spending the offseason trying to help out the local community by making charitable donations with some of the extra money he has on hand, as well as from money he has been able to raise over the internet through social media and OnlyFans. The money is not being given as cash donations to homes, but rather through fresh locally-produced foods and non-perishable or canned foods. The main aim of this effort is to provide the community not only with some financial relief through lowering food expenses, but also to provide homes with some fresh and healthy foods to help keep a balanced diet through a time which can make it challenging for some people to do due to the ease of making and ordering less-than-healthy foods. 160

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4. Written, 1 or 2 TPE

HAIKUS - write 2 SHL themed haikus for 1 TPE or 4 SHL themed haikus for 2 TPE.

Leclerc from the line
He beat the goalie from there
Monarchs win the cup

Wait, who was picked first?
That guy, are you serious?
They will regret that

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7. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

SHL-NHL comparisons. With the NHL season kicking off again, what are some team or player comparisons between SHL and NHL? Pick one (or more) comparison(s) and explain why it works (e.g., Monkey D Luffy is the Connor McDavid of the SHL because xyz, or the Chicago Syndiacte are the Nashville Predators of the SHL because xyz, or nour is the Gary Bettman of the SHL because xyz).

The Minnesota Monarchs are the SHL equivalent of the NHL’s New Jersey Devils. Why? Because both of these franchises have had previous periods of dominant rosters which had memorable and almost legendary rosters (For example Scott Stevens fame to one Alonzo Garbanzo), but both are also in a period of building towards a better future through a mix of both old-and-new players. Both franchises have a blend of veteran pros to pull the team up as much as they can, but are banking on new incoming prospects to give the team the push they need to really begin competing for positions and working towards success long-term. They are both teams which have had their struggles, but will probably be better in the next few seasons despite having some key pieces holding the keys and waiting for the young-support. If I had to bet, I would say the Monarchs get better faster than New Jersey can, but both of them will need prospects to develop to fill in the gaps. 169.

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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

Verification word: Banana

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16. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

As my last PT prompt ever I am happy to claim creative license here and do this prompt that no one is allowed to get mad at me because it's my last PT prompt ever.

Many athletes have created OnlyFans accounts recently, including Bec Rawlings, Plaxico Burress, and Adi Spiegelman - if your SHL player created an account what premium content are fans around the world subscribing to see? It doesn't have to be sex stuff but it doesn't not have to be :o Would your player be successful on this platform? No graphic option for this one! Goodbye!

Arsene Leclerc, as the stud french player he is, would be insanely successful on OnlyFans selling his used jock straps after each game as member rewards, putting up half-naked videos of the daily training, and teasing his talents hitting the five hole all day. Unfortunately for his subscribers, his sponsorship deal with brands like Apple and Nike means he can never be naked in these photos, instead opting to sport a trademark Apple Watch at all times, Nike branded briefs or skin-tight clothing, and his custom sneakers. Thankfully, playing in Anaheim in juniors provided unlimited opportunities to work with other OnlyFans creators to create shared content, brokering networking opportunities boosting his sub count even more. Where does all the cash go? Well, Arsene is such a good person he put half of all profits straight into charity, specifically charities allowing young people to play more sports, and the other half? Straight into GME, BB, and AMC stock. 157

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