S57 Championship Week

S57 Championship Week

JURT
All-Star Committee
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#133

01-27-2021, 11:35 PM (This post was last modified: 01-27-2021, 11:39 PM by JURT.)

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2. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

Create a new skater or goalie role for FHM. In what scenarios is this new player role best utilized? What attributes are considered important attributes to this new role, and why? Which attribute is the key one?

Goalie roles don't exist, but they should. Obviously, there can't be as many as player roles, but it would still improve the goalie experience very much. I'd see four roles : Technician (relies on positioning and technique), Instinctive (relies on instinct and acrobatics), Aggressive (relies on defying the shooter), and Third Defenseman (great at handling the puck behind the net). Here are the attributes:

Technician :
Key : Positioning
Important : Recovery, Blocker, Rebound, Glove, Low Shots

Instinctive:
Key : Reflexes
Important : Recovery, Goaltender Stamina, Skating, Mental Toughness

Aggressive :
Key : Poke Check
Important : Positioning, Rebound, Recovery, Skating, Mental Toughness

Third Defensman
Key : Puckhandling
Important : Skating, Passing, Mental Toughness, Goalie Stamina, Reflexes

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3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

Over the offseason your player is getting involved in some charitable causes. What is your player/team doing around the community/for charity this offseason?

Jean-Uhtred Ragnarsson-Tremblay has always been known as a charitable and decent human being. While he was in Colorado, he gave countless hours to just as many charities. One must admit that there isn't much else to do in that state, aside from looking for fossils and smoking weed. However, coming to Chicago had an incredibly negative impact on the young hockey player. First, it's a much more living city, and JURT started using his free time to partake in less edifying endeavors such as watching paint dry, watching grass grow, and worst of all playing curling. Then, he started hanging more and more with his teammates, who are mostly NL alums and therefore not good people. They incited JURT into some pretty shady stuff, but he got caught and now has to do community service. That's how JURT went back to spending his time working with a charity, Mothers Against Public Urination, although this time he does not do so voluntarily.

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4. Written, 1 or 2 TPE

HAIKUS - write 2 SHL themed haikus for 1 TPE or 4 SHL themed haikus for 2 TPE.

Rookie of the year
Probably Rotticus Scott
Only noms for me

I'M J-U-R-T
I play for the Syndicate
I have won the Cup

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5. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

Which SHL or SMJHL team was the best team to not make the finals this season and why?

The answer to this one is obvious to anyone who paid even slightly attention to the SMJHL this season. The Québec City Citadelles were utterly dominant, finishing with 15 points more than the second team in the league. Led by the first player in the league in both goalscoring and points, Zdenko Beranek, they lost only 8 games, while the following team had 16 losses. Their goal differential and their win percentage are both above the charts. Yet, they somehow failed in the playoffs, reaching the semi-finals but not being able to go to the end. Credit where it's due, Anchorage played well in that series, but Québec definitely deserved a spot in the finals.

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13. Written, 2 TPE - The Procrastinator Special! (100 words min.)

Welp, you waited until the last day to grind out your CW and the CC finals are longggggggg over by now. congrats to [TEAM], woo! Reflecting back on the series, who gets your vote for series MVP? Make the case why this player deserves it over any other.

The series MVP is without a doubt the incredible Chicago Syndicate goalie, Tibuk Soonika. It is no secret that while offense wins games, defence wins championships, and the backbone of every defence is its goalie. After a rough first game, the masked man from the Syndicate stood tall and kept his team in the game every night. Game after game, period after period, he stood tall to stop a lot of high-danger chances from the Hamilton Steelhawks. His teammates were able to capitalize on their own high-danger chances, but the Steelhawks have had more of those and Soonika's play is a big reason why they still couldn't score as much despite that high-danger chances difference.

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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

SUBMIT TRIVIA ANSWERS HERE

championturle

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16. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

As my last PT prompt ever I am happy to claim creative license here and do this prompt that no one is allowed to get mad at me because it's my last PT prompt ever.

Many athletes have created OnlyFans accounts recently, including Bec Rawlings, Plaxico Burress, and Adi Spiegelman - if your SHL player created an account what premium content are fans around the world subscribing to see? It doesn't have to be sex stuff but it doesn't not have to be :o Would your player be successful on this platform? No graphic option for this one! Goodbye!

Jean-Uhtred Ragnarsson-Tremblay, or littleJurtXXX, is creating a very niche OnlyFans for a very specific kind of people. Although it would not be considered "sexual" by most people, it is created with a truly erotic intention. Starting from an early age, JURT always had a weird obsession for taking pictures of his lower-back with his lower-back hair combed in very intricate and artsy shapes. For a long time, he kept his peculiar passion for himself, as a hobby more than anything else. Everything changed this season, when his teammates Corey Kennedy and Parker Smeb decided to pull a prank on the rookie by stealing his phone. Careless JURT never had a password and so the two veterans decided it would be a way better prank to leak his weird back photos instead of editing his autocorrect to replace the coach's name with "butt". To everyone's surprises, some people reacted positively and quite graphically to these picks, and JURT needed the money so he decided to make an OnlyFans out of it.