S57 Championship Week
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![]() Commissioner Turtle Lord
1. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
Reflection on your season - how did your player fare on the ice this season? Did you meet or surpass your individual player goals or did you come up short? Whether you excelled or disappointed - what can you attribute that to? What will you try to do better next season? Well, here I was in the pits of despair thinking Gunnar never reached his full potential prior to regression and would slowly waste away into nothingness without ever accomplishing the things I thought he was capable of. And then suddenly, in his first season of regression, he completely blew his past numbers out of the water. Honestly I was just hoping for "competitive" and he came away with a 50+ point season and a pretty strong playoff performance. I'm genuinely not sure what made the difference - maybe our GMs are just FHM wizards, or maybe something I shifted after regression made a really big difference. I did put some additional points into stamina, and I've heard that can make a big difference, so maybe that was it. Maybe all this time the coaches just needed to make the kid run more laps, and he could have been putting up these points years earlier. But I'm pretty psyched about the way he played this season, and if this ends up being his best season, I think I'll be happy with it. 3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.) Over the offseason your player is getting involved in some charitable causes. What is your player/team doing around the community/for charity this offseason? Gunnar has always been pretty vocal about being involved in charity back at home in Sweden. He spends a lot of time during the off season every year working with youth hockey and specifically his own outreach program he's established for LGBTQ+ youth in his community, and this year, they're expanding the number of development camps they're able to host for the kids. With a growing number of volunteers to help out, they've been able to schedule five more camps in three new locations that they haven't had the resources to run in past years, so he's pretty excited about the success of the program. He won't be personally attending all of the camps since some of them happen concurrently in different cities and he's not capable of duplicating himself or being in two places at one time, but he has put a lot of work and financial support into making the program a success and he will be working specifically with some players who are getting closer to draft age. 4. Written, 1 or 2 TPE HAIKUS - write 2 SHL themed haikus for 1 TPE or 4 SHL themed haikus for 2 TPE. Ten entire seasons Gunnar has worked his ass off Finally, a cup A wise man once said That this is my kind of town Chicago, my town 10. Graphic, 3 TPE Design a Challenge Cup/Four Star Cup Championship banner for one of the teams in the finals, like those which appear on the side of the site. Ok ![]() 15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post. championshipturtlebabies 16. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.) As my last PT prompt ever I am happy to claim creative license here and do this prompt that no one is allowed to get mad at me because it's my last PT prompt ever. Many athletes have created OnlyFans accounts recently, including Bec Rawlings, Plaxico Burress, and Adi Spiegelman - if your SHL player created an account what premium content are fans around the world subscribing to see? It doesn't have to be sex stuff but it doesn't not have to be :o Would your player be successful on this platform? No graphic option for this one! Goodbye! Gunnar's OnlyFans is not a sex thing, it is entirely devoted to his home life. It's probably about 75% Gunnar experimenting with new baked goods and trying new recipes, and doing taste tests with teammates and friends who are willing to be subjected to his experiments (he is actually a pretty good cook/baker now, so it's not like they're suffering most of the time). These exclusive videos usually show the process of him picking out a recipe (with input from his subscribers - that's a thing, right? I don't know, man, I have no idea how OnlyFans works), then making the recipe in his apartment kitchen, then having a teammate or group of teammates over to try it out. Also Gunnar takes off his shirt to cook but that’s about as close as you get to sex stuff. This is the main series of content he has, but the other 25% of his content is entirely devoted to videos of his dogs Maxim and Poppy doing a lot of cute things, trying new treats, and wearing little hats. |
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