So this season, Austin Roenick did meet his expectations and exceeded them by a lot. Mainly because I did not know that the SHL has changed the amount of games play per season. I thought it was still going to be 50 games like it always was but now it is 66 games which is an extra 16 games so the statistics changed a lot and of course, it means more points, more goals and that is something I liked. However, I wanted Austin Roenick to finish the season over point per game and this don did not. Over a stretch of games, he had like 20 assists and 2 goals which is very bad because I want Austin Roenick to only score goals because goals are better than assists. To this day, I am still waiting for Austin Roenick to finish the league with the most goals in the season and it has not happened yet. So one day I hope it happens.

Well this is an easy one. Right now we are all experiencing a pandemic because of a deadly virus that is uncontrollable. So places are being locked down, people are losing their jobs which means they will not have the amount of money they used to, and hospitals will be crowded and there won't be enough beds and supplies. So this is why Austin Roenick has his own Charity to raise money for the people who are struggling during this pandemic and it is very nice of Austin Roenick to do so because he hates seeing people in pain and he wants that fixed. Obviously the government won't do shit because they are a bunch of peasants so Austin Roenick will do and he will make donations to help people and hospitals. Austin Roenick of course will have to spread the message to social distance and wear a mask so that the spread can reduce but we have dickheads in the world who will refuse to so he will have to fight them.

The Quebec City Citadelles were the best team in the SMJHL and did not even make it to the finals or the final 4. This shows that hockey is a complete random sport and a team that finishes with the record ever, or an undefeated season can have a chance to get swept in their first series because hockey. A team that finished with 107 points and the next best had 92 points so basically the Quebec City Citadelles dominated the juniors and did not make the finals. The only team with more than 50 wins and they still did not make it to the final 4 so this is why they are the best team to not make the finals.

The Hamilton Steelhawks are like the Tampa Bay Lightning. Both have a stacked team. Both have an elite goaltender, an elite defense core, and an elite forward core and they have no weaknesses. They both are also regular season teams and end up shitting the bed in the playoffs which we love to see. So that is a perfect NHL SHL comparison. A player comparison would be between Austin Roenick and William Nylander. Both are really good player and difference makers but end up still getting shit on by the fans and media because both are not physical. This is completely bullshit as both have the potential to be the best in the league but because they are soft, they deserve to get shit on. Both of them put up really good seasons and they are almost point per game in the season and both are 1st round picks. Both are really good players and do not deserve to get traded for a bum defenseman.

a. The Hamilton Steelhawks are complete choke artists so obviously Chicago would win game 7. Hamilton does not know how to finish the job and in elimination games, they play like a peewee team which I see them literally from my true eyes. Chicago would destroy Hamilton and it would not be a toss up in any way.
b. Hamilton has a special teams advantage because they get so much opportunities and know when the plan is right. The refs love to help Hamilton and feed the powerplays and so the power play opportunity is normal for them. Chicago rarely gets any so they might get sloppy on the powerplay so that is why Hamilton gets the advantage and still lose.
c. Chicago for sure. I for one who is a Hamilton citizen is demanding the Steelhawks to relocate because they are an embarrassment to this city. The logo is ugly, the colours are awful and city is just pathetic. RELOCATE. Chicago is perfect and has a great colour combination so that is why they are way better.
d. Staring contest. Fuck lap dancing with anyone because that is weird as fuck. Reaching for object on high shelves is bad because I am short and I cannot reach for stuffs up high and it is shameful. And lol imagine playing league in 2021. So yeah, staring contests is great no matter who you have to stare at.

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