Quote:1. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

Reflection on your season - how did your player fare on the ice this season? Did you meet or surpass your individual player goals or did you come up short? Whether you excelled or disappointed - what can you attribute that to? What will you try to do better next season?

Money had another improving season in the SMJHL. He improved his seasons points from 25 last season to 37 this year, equalling his 25 points total in just assists. This was in part due to how much better the team did in general in Kelowna and he has his teammates to thank for the points as his SH% was an abysmal 7.45%. He did put in work all around for the team though with nearly double the amount of hits, takeaways and Shots blocked which was definitely important in bringing the team to a better regular season record.

The biggest improvement this season though was that he got into his first fight in the league. While it was quickly broken up by linemen, it shows great progression for Money as he’s finding his confidence in the league. While his 63 PIM was much increased, as a veteran he sometimes had to make the big decisions to show the rookies how it’s done.

Quote:4. Written, 1 TPE

HAIKUS - write 2 SHL themed haikus for 1 TPE 

Knights of Kelowna
Playoff sadness returned here
Next year we win it


San Francisco pride
Won twelve games, lowest in league
Hope for more soon though





The best team in the SMJHL to not make the finals were undoubtedly the Quebec City Citadels. With an astounding regular season record, they were the only team to go over 100 points and lost less than 10 games in regulation. Nearly 50 more goals than any other team, they were prolific and won 81% of their games. Unfortunately, they wound up playing the hardest game in the semi-finals, in which they would just be pipped at the post by Anchorage who would eventually win it all in what was a series that could have easily been the finals. That 7 game series was the series everyone was watching as the winner would surely decide the trophy.


The finals MVP has to be Nick Connolly for Chicago. When everything is on the line, the biggest players show up and that’s what Connolly did in game 5 for Chicago. 2 Goals and an assist including the overtime winner to secure the trophy would in itself be enough for me to crown him MVP but he also scored in a tight Game 4, got 2 assists in game 3, a goal and 2 assists in game 2 to help Chicago even up the series. While Chicago had an excellent series all around, Connolly made the plays in the important games which is what the MVP is about.

Quote:15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. 

Slowly

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Patrik Money is a simple man off the field. He owns a farm in Yellowknife where he grows a large number of potatoes to supply to the surrounding areas. However this year, many residents had struggled so Money dropped his prices for them and as such decided to supplement his income with an OnlyFans account. It started with innocuous photos of him out in the fields harvesting potatoes, at which many of his admirers were impressed with his physique. As subscribers increased, layers of clothes decreased even in the cold conditions of Yellowknife. However even the raunchiest photos of Money covered by only his home grown potatoes would not match the surge in increase of when he added a cooking section to his channel. He would dress in only an apron and teach his subscribers the best way to cook potatoes. ‘Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew’ was only the beginning and before long, what had started out as a debaucherous  side hustle turned into his own cookig tv show.